October 2009
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Oct 21st
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August 2009
8 posts
Killer Thumbs Trump Green Thumb Anyday
Tonight’s plan was to work out properly at the gym.  Unfortunately, my uber healthy lunch of salad did not tie me over so I headed home for dinner and planned on working out an hour after eating.  Instead, I come home to find the leaves on my three rose bushes wilted and yellow.  It appears I was a little over zealous last week in using pesticide.  I vowed to get those pesky bugs that were...
Aug 19th
Aug 16th
F' My Life →
I am easily amused by the mishaps and misadvendtures of others.  Does that constitute evil?
Aug 16th
Save the Planet, Have Fewer Kids →
The next time someone tells me I’m not being “Green”, I’m going to have to quote this article. Also adding this to my rotating list of responses for why I’m not having kids.
Aug 16th
Aug 15th
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I'm Lovin' It (but my thighs aren't)
McDonald’s for dinner. There goes the progress.  Whatever happened to my iron will?
Aug 15th
Getting On That Wagon is Harder Than It Looks
Well, well, well…I skipped working out on Wednesday and Thursday but at least I managed a work out today.  Not only did I ride for 30 minutes but I also lifted (triceps and shoulders).  It’s nice to have a flat screen to distract you while you sweat.  Additionally, it’s also nice to get home before 11 P.M. and actually have time to exercise. I would like to attribute my...
Aug 14th
Small Baby Step
I’ve been procratinating for months (about 6 or 9 to be more exact) about working out again.  Yesterday, I rode the bike trainer for 30 minutes and also worked my abs.  Small baby steps.  Tonight, even though I am exhausted, I managed to ride another 30 minutes.  I tried talking myself into working out my legs but my powers of persuasion weren’t working.  Small baby steps.  There...
Aug 12th
April 2009
1 post
Apr 18th
January 2009
9 posts
All I Want Is You by Barry Louis Polisar
If I was a flower growing wild and free All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee. And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves If I was a flower growing wild and free All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee. And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves All I want...
Jan 27th
Barack Obama's inauguration speech ... crafted by... →
Dude!  How do I land THAT job?!  I could do that job.
Jan 21st
Empire | The 50 Greatest Comic Book Characters →
Batman was totally robbed!!!!! Superman is NOT the greatest comic book character!  ROBBED!
Jan 20th
“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
Jan 20th
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
PostSecret →
It’s like being a peeping tom but at least your subject knows you’re peeping.
Jan 19th
What do you mean you don't have a Facebook... →
I should be writing articles for Time.  I think they have a bug implanted in my brain and is slowly dredging it for article ideas.  They should know it’s a shallow pond.
Jan 19th
misery loves company →
Being a girl and all, I don’t understand the concept of paying hundreds of dollars at a bar to nab a date.  Another mystery of life.
Jan 19th